- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Well this is pointless.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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