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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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