T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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NEVER

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Barack Obama.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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