A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A blonde dies Lololol

Where would canada be without nature? still here

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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