- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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