- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

I have a really funny joke.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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