A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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