Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

justin beiber sucks

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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