Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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