- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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