- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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