- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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