- Anti Joke

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi