- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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