- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Flowers are colors Love me

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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