Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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