your fat

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Knock knock

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Hitler

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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