How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Anti Joke

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