Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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The Bible

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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DERP

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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