What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Women's rights.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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