what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Is Carly smart? No.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

The mets are 3-0 this season

balls in ya mouf

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

chuck norris

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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