why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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I love you very much.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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