- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Steering Wheel Face.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Turtles

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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