how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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your all shit at jokes

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What time is it? 10:58

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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The Aristocrats

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i like potatoes

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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poop.........

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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