Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Obama

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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