Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Steering Wheel Face.

Well, this is fun.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Hello

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Global Warming.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

i have aids and a chode

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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