How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Potato salad

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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the cow goes moo

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Scott

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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I got shot, you laughed

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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