Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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no

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Ben is gay

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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