why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Black people are innocent.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Anti Joke

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