What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Five guys one rape.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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