why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Men's rights

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

A man sat down Then he stood up

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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