- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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