Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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penis

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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William Raines.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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