What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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BIG PENIS

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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