- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What is a dog? Bark

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

potato

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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