a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Scott

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

I got shot, you laughed

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Dani Barton = Stupid

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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