- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

i dont fisish anythi

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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