- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

someone called someone else a frog

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??