I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

I have a really funny joke.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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