Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Pickles are powerful

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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