- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What does water taste like? Water

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Knock, knock. Come in.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What do we call Osama? Osama

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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