- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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