- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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