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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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