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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Two women were sitting quietly.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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