- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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