- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

read this sentence again.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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