What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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