- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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