- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A van drives into a car.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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