Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

school homewrok

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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