Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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