Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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