What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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