How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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