- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

YOU

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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