- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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