- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

a irish man walks past a bar

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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