- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Flowers are colors Love me

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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