A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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