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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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