- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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