- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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