What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Racial equality.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Anti Joke

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