- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Knock knock.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Suck pussy

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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