Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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