- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Nobody cares maddie!

black chicken. kfc

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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