Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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