- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

how much fish could a chicken

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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