- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

men's rights activists

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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