- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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