Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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