What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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A young baby died.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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