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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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