- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

batman farted so hes retarded

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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