- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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