- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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