- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

I like school Said no one ever.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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