- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Potassium? K.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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