A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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black chicken. kfc

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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