- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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