Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Hi.

What's blue? The sky.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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