- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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