Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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