The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Albino African Americans

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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