Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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no rasist joks

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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